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  • Stop Abusing GSRs!
    #5975rant· 22h ago

    To all the Mr and Little Ms Hornys out there abusing GSRs : Firstly, shame on you , you inconsiderate pricks and secondly, istg if i see anyone of y'all screwing in the GSRs again, you can be damn sure that me, my homies and the uncle aunty security guards gonna be down there in 2 minutes with our cameras rolling. But before that, I'll make sure to notify everyone on telegram, so anyone in sch can pop by and get a CAT 1 seat of your pathetic vulnerable ass. Rest assured, me and my friends will be peeking into every GSR we walk past from now on - keep abusing the GSRs and we'll ruin your time in SMU and make you famous. You're gonna be well known to more people than you can connect with on Linkedin in a decade. After all, building connections is important, no? I know y'all think having sex in common facilities is a v naughty idea, good for spicing up relationships. I know y'all love the thrill. Don't worry, i also very thrill-seeking. So keep doing it - my friends and i want the sheer thrill and excitement of chasing your naked ass out of the GSR and down the corridor at 10pm on a school night, filming all of it for the rest of the FOMO ppl who didn't get to see it live. And pls don't be mistaken, we have no interest in filming the second-rate sex, we just want to ram fear and overwhelming regret into the mind of all horny GSR abusers. i really don't have anything personal against y'all having mediocre sex in sch. go ahead, by all means, pls get pregnant, tank yr GPA n use all your LOA, just not in the GSRs PLEASE. n to those who say : "leave them alone la/myob/you're just salty it isn't you", LMFAO i guess you don't use GSRs or you're okay with rubbing your elbows and fingers on tables and chairs where cum has potentially dripped on before. the fact remains that it's categorically unhygienic, inconsiderate and outright disturbing to all good students who just need a comfortable place to study with a peace of mind. I speak for all of them Once again, shame on you, 没家教. better watch out and stay the hell out of my sight because i will screw u up 10x harder than what your brainless partner is capable of I hope you realise what the S in GSR stands for, because y'all are clearly mistaken. On behalf of everyone, pls stay the hell away from common facilities if you can't be considerate, that is unless u want ur face to trend. Yours truly, smh

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  • *** critic
    #5974rant· 22h ago

    To the *** leader who only knew how to criticize and make performing CCAs feel bad, you deserve to be the downfall of SMU because of your pessimistic and terrible behavior. I think the CCAs performing should really have just walked out, these people do not deserve this kind of privileges. If they threaten to close the CCA...well lets see if they can try

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  • @5940, yup.. its me who've owed you in this life.
    #5967romancerant· 22h ago

    Love you sweetheart. Be the best you, because ppl like me really ain't worth changin you for the worse. A fat 'f- you' to the lucky b- who gets to be your SO, your closest intimate, to know you inside-out, and do life with you. Someday it'll all make perfect sense. @sweetheart, I really love you. - your hopeless romantic

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  • a battered beloved
    #5966romance· 22h ago

    @5907, @5940 we are not fated but it still hurts so much to say goodbye. I am now a master baiter of hearts, a player of panties, and the king of the chessboard. you took up so much in my heart but now there is only a hole that is your grave. you burnt a fire in my loins yet it has incinerated me and I am left with a crispy leech. this is goodbye to the soul you once knew.

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  • Just communicate??
    #5964· 22h ago

    Bruh yall really be communicating over SMUconfessions instead of to each other. Feels like im watching twilight or something… how about yall settle your stuff with each other instead of broadcasting. Actually nvm please do its entertaining. Go ahead with your acting yall are really good

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  • Tough life
    #5961rant· 22h ago

    Damn life is hard. Feeling like s**t about myself and constantly comparing myself with others. Have to fake being okay in front of everyone, when I’m feeling so small about everything. Have to constantly hustle but nothing I do can ever erase this sh**ty feeling. Sucks.

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